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Autor:  PAULA [ Lun May 04, 2009 5:02 pm ]
Asunto:  P´DESTERRAR

VAN ALGUNAS COSILLAS PARA DESTERRAR LA MALA ONDA


Autor:  PAULA [ Lun May 04, 2009 5:02 pm ]
Asunto:  Re: P´DESTERRAR


Autor:  PAULA [ Lun May 04, 2009 5:05 pm ]
Asunto:  Re: P´DESTERRAR


Autor:  Venus Illegitima [ Jue May 07, 2009 2:20 pm ]
Asunto:  Re: P´DESTERRAR

Hagamos un topic para desterrar con risa, cada uno cuenta una anècdota chistosa o algo que provoque la risa en el resto, chistes gràficos, què se yo.

Comienzo con una anècdota que a mì me saca làgrimas de risa cada vez que me acuerdo.


El año pasado, mi mejor amiga me invitò a cenar, una noche cualquiera. Yo fuì y ella me recibiò vestida asi, con un camisòn de satìn...




... con velas, mùsica de Portishead, perfumada y maquillada. Yo pensaba "y a esta pelotuda què mierda le pasa???!!!"
Luego, me dijo que me pusiera còmoda en el sillòn. Me sentè y empezamos a hablar, ella se acercò y me decìa que estaba un poco insatisfecha con su vida, que sentìa que le faltaba algo... entonces yo empecè a ponerme muy nerviosa, incòmoda y pensaba en la mejor manera de decirle a mi amiga que yo no tenìa interès sexual en ella. cuando me dice:
- quiero que me enseñes cosas que nunca he sentido...


...





A esas alturas yo iba a interrumpirla para decirle que estaba entendiendo todo mal, cuando me dijo: HUEONA, ENSÈÑAME A MEDITAR!!!!!!








Yo estallè en risas, y lo hago cada vez que me acuerdo. Sobre el contexto, despuès aprendì que esa es su rutina de todas las noches.

Autor:  PAULA [ Jue May 07, 2009 3:48 pm ]
Asunto:  Re: P´DESTERRAR


Autor:  PAULA [ Vie May 15, 2009 2:46 pm ]
Asunto:  Re: P´DESTERRAR



Autor:  Yaur Vahakman [ Lun May 18, 2009 12:48 am ]
Asunto:  Re: P´DESTERRAR


Autor:  PAULA [ Dom Jun 14, 2009 3:47 pm ]
Asunto:  Re: P´DESTERRAR



VI EL 3!

Autor:  AbraxasFFF [ Dom Jun 14, 2009 9:22 pm ]
Asunto:  Re: P´DESTERRAR

este video es de un grupo que esta tocando y derrepente entra un vecino que no puede dormir y se pone a cantar, me mori de la risa ...




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